I just had avocado toast for lunch. It was about 40 cents worth avocado and another 20 cents of bread but if you cant afford a mortgage and want to blame me I understand.

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:avoheart: :sicko-flipped:

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:side-eye-1: :side-eye-2: I eat avocados almost every day.

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Oh its not all my fault! We get to share the blame!

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You know what, I’m still hungry and still have half an avocado. I’m gonna do it again and there’s nothing you can do to stop me. :elmofire:

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6 points

He can’t keep getting away with it! :NOOOOO:

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The other day I had a Lox Bagel and I’m pretty sure that has caused the recession

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i put vegan lox on my avocado toast, i’m singlehandedly at fault for nobody wanting to work anymore

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Dammit, when we lent you the collective generation shared credit card to pick up smokes you said you would be careful!

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