cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/4483835

[CW: Lots of blood] How An Ancient Stoic Handled Being Cheated On

9 points

oh hey another reason to hate marcus aurelius besides him being Roman Obama

permalink
report
reply
4 points

Michelle cheated on him with Tom Brady?

permalink
report
parent
reply
8 points

Every hospitium room got the cuck bathtub full of blood

permalink
report
reply
9 points

Stoics are so cool and rational

permalink
report
reply
6 points

Corncob

permalink
report
reply
6 points

I’m not cucked! I’m not cucked!!!

permalink
report
parent
reply
11 points
*

I don’t know dude. I feel like “I killed you, drained you of blood, and then forced my partner to bathe in your blood” renders the cucker the actually owned one.

Edit: I’m the bull, I’m the bull, I say as I get turned into a bath

permalink
report
parent
reply

Dude has absolutely no ataraxia.

Should’ve just fist bumped her and told her it was out of his control anyway so no worries.

permalink
report
reply