easy, the more white and bland and unhealthy: based. the more foreign and vegetabley: woke.
- if white people were eating it in the 70s, it’s okay.
- if it’s dairy, it’s okay, unless it’s like some squeaky cheese from the levant.
- if it raises your cholesterol, that’s some based epic trad food right there.
- does it have fiber in it? well that’s “sus”.
- is it seasoned with anything but pepper, salt and oregano? woke alert.
- vegetables get a pass if they’re microwaved green peas, soft crinkle cut carrots, or iceberg lettuce.
- parsley is acceptable as a garnish but you better take that off before you eat the sandwich! parsley inside a dish? like an ingredient? hamas.
Soy is also one of the biggest crops in America because it’s used for feeding basically every meat animal.
You probably eat less soy being vegetarian.
true true. the only acceptable bean is white mushy beans in tomato sauce. soy is for cows and commies, chickpeas are again hamas, and any specialty bean or lentil is woke as hell.
I’m going to bike down to my local co-op and get a tempeh Ruben and a spicy kale salad to own the chuds.
why are u, as a man, eating sushi? To give u energy to go kiss ur boyfriend? Gay
Noodles? Woke. Salad? Woke. Mushrooms? They look like little dicks, woke. Pay attention now - pasta? Not woke. It’s going to get more complicated now. Yoghurt? Extremely redpilled. Mustard? Woke. Mayo? Also woke.
they too closely resemble burritos (recipe made by minorities) so you tell me
Why do you think Japan’s birthrate is so low? They’re all gay from the sushi.
what kind of schools feed their kids sushi?? we’re lucky if we get edible food
