All posts should stand on their own without any further additions. Conversations are borgugeonsis or something. Interacting with each other is borugeosy Disagreeing with me is extra bourgeoisie.

24 points

Remove Strings tbh.

Every post should just be a single Unicode character and if you want to read the rest you need to go to the users page and scroll.

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Not even unicode, there should be hexbear-code where we just type numbers and look up in a dictionary what each number means. So 0001 might mean “pig poop balls” and 1001 might mean “pee pee poo poo” in the official hexbear dictionary. We’re probably good with 4 bits, we can extend it whenever the admins feel like.

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15 points

We already have tons of emojis, we just need to remove words.

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13 points

Yeah, just put the site in emote only mode.

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10 points

1001

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7 points

Unicode is bourgeoisie Western decadency. Return to ASCII

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borgugeonsis

That’s that anime everyone’s always on about yea? Haven’t seen it

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borgugeonsis eggonggonion :shinji-screm:

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My Brother is a Borgugeonsis Eggonggonion and Sometimes Pisses in the Sink

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uncritical support for your sink and its struggle to liberate itself from your brother’s piss

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I agree and go farther: the word, “comment” is now abolished. All items previously referred to as “comments” are now posts. All posts are allowed.

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“Comment” is a French word and therefore bourgeois decadence that must be purged

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17 points

:ohnoes:

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4 points

All posts are banned

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13 points

borjussy

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