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People who make mmm sounds when they eat are weird, change my mind.

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Jesus christ dude it’s just a burger, stop moaning :volcel-kamala:

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Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.net
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put tasty food in microwave

microwave goes “MMMMMMMMMM”

total silence from you

put tasty food in me

me goes “MMMMMMMMMMMMM”

you: shut up nerd

such is the hypocrisy of man

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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Stop owl shaming me

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AcidSmiley [she/her]@hexbear.net
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what if its a really good burger tho

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Dirt_Owl [comrade/them, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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NO :owl-pissed:

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AcidSmiley [she/her]@hexbear.net
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is it ok if i make the painful mmmm sound while looking like :kombucha-disgust:

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Sen_Jen [they/them]@hexbear.net
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I make gobble gobble sounds like a turkey when I eat

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Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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Fun fact, not many people know this, if you can gobble even slightly convincingly wild turkeys will gobble back. Eventually they will accept you as their leader.

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AtomicBeans [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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This the gym grunting thing all over again.

I will scream in ecstasy with an ahegao face EVERY SINGLE TIME I taste chicken tenders.

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