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24 points

I fuck dads.

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16 points

That’s just a hobby unless they pay you

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22 points

I eat ass

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i’ve been wanting to break into the ass eating industry

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13 points

Nowadays it’s not what you know, it’s who you know

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who’s ass do i gotta eat to get a job around here?? :soviet-huff:

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Yea the ass eating industry is surrounded by nepo babies

Fuckers come out fresh with a BA in ass eating and somehow they’re qualified to get a associate ass eater position?

I had to start as a junior associate and i had a double masters in ass eating and pussy eating

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I have no idea what this is a reference to

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18 points

I Inherited Land

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13 points

:mao-shining:

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I cook-a da pizza

Oh shit, that’s four words. Oh god oh fuck

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“Cook-a da” is one word as far as I’m concerned.

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8 points

or in a the english

“i cook pizza”

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