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:very-smart: wild hogs become hairier because environmental stressors make them produce more testosterone & grow more hair. a fearless pig would stay naked.

wild boars were introduced in the 20th century by rich white guys looking to hunt them.

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They’re too good at building little cozy snow nests that it creates big plumes of steam that can be tracked.

I was sceptical of the super pig angle but really these are guerilla warrior pigs, amazing.

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Give me 30-50 superpigs and I’ll topple America

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How do you catch a thief? With a thief.

How do you defeat the hogs? With hogs.

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:screm-cool: "hoggers, I released you to fight the pigs and you crossbreed more?!

:biggus-piggus:

:screm-a: “You were the chosen one! It was said you would destroy the other hogs, not breed with them! Bring balance to the ecosystem, not expedite its decline!”

:biggus-piggus: Big Squealing

:screm-a: “You were my brother, Hoggers! I loved you.”

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Can an assault rifle even take down 30-50 super pigs?

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No the bullets just bounce off

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7 points

I need my laser rifle to take care of the 30-50 wild super hogs that threaten my children

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:biggus-piggus: :fidel-salute:

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During the four-year expedition, which saw De Soto order the slaughter of thousands of Native Americans, declare himself “an immortal ‘Son of the Sun’”, and then die of a fever

claims to be immortal, dies

another kkkrakkka down

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