I would scream how much I love my gf and my dog and we should Minecraft bezos.

49 points

Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying about 9/11

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28 points

Havin’ that dream where you made the white people riot, weren’t you?

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My friends always used to invite me to watch this show after school and play Dragon Ball Z games on the PS2.

Was pretty good.

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7 points

Excuse me while I go shit myself

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Today is February 22nd and Stalin saved the world from fascism.

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the maoist uprising against the landlords was the largest and most comprehensive proletarian revolution in history, and led to almost totally-equal redistribution of land among the peasantry

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25 points

I would down a fifth of rum, put on my stupidest hat, and quote our great leader: “Kill yourself and kill everyone around you “

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I am desperately trying to find a video of Matt saying that.

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13 points

I remember it vividly but would not know where to begin to find it now. Suspect there have been efforts to scrub it from the internet. Surely someone here has a link though…

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It was from Chapos 2018 midterm livestream coverage which may have been scrubbed. Can’t find it anywhere

Here is the tweet confirming its existence

https://mobile.twitter.com/chapotraphouse/status/1059881284858757121

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There was an unlisted YouTube called “Armenia Decides 2018” I don’t remember the time stamp but it’s at least 3 hours in.

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23 points

I’d sing seven seconds of a Beatles song so CNN would have to pay millions in usage fees.

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