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“If you’re not blowing up the refinery, it’s basically just slacktivism.”

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They say that like it’s a bad thing

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23 points

Remember back when you had to plant a bomb and kill like fifty people to be a terrorist? Entry requirements have really dropped over the last 20 years. I wonder if anyone predicted that…

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Tendency of the Rate of Terrorism to Fall - Karl Marx, 9/11/2001

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18 points

:gigachad:

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did this dude just call deflating tires terrorism

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39 points

You have people in the comments saying stuff like “GOD DAMN LIBERALS SHOULD TRY THIS IN TEXAS!!! I DARE THEM!!!”

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28 points

Same Texan: “We need to administrate Austin from the statehouse so they can’t try this in Texas!!!”

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17 points

Yeah, I’m sure Texans don’t sleep.

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54 points

Terrorism is when you deflate tires, and the more tires you deflate the more terrorist you are.

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31 points

Deflating all tires on all trucks in a suburban cul de sac equals at least five 9/11s, six if you also incude the jet ski and dirt bike trailers.

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what if someone gets in their car and doesn’t notice that before going 60mph and then the tyre blews and sends them careening into a group of cookie selling girl scouts, have you considered this

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The car ding dongs that tires have no air. Unless they literally dont look at their dashboard at all it shouldn’t happen, and even if it did happen, driver is still at fault.

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And if it’s flat flat you’ll notice as soon as you try to move an inch.

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well what if the car ding dong also fails and the suv gets up to 100mph because the driver was speeding a bit and then they careen into a nuclear power plant and chernobyl 2.0 the usa. what then, i ask you

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18 points

Technically they are, in a sort of “your terrorists are our freedom fighters” sense.

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19 points

How many deflated tires does it take to equal one 9/11?

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One tyre is two 9/11s

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6 points

Damn, Osama was going about it all wrong

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fuck it 3

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I get to walk everywhere now but if I ever want to stop paying rent to a leech my most likely prospect is my parents land but I’d need a vehicle 'cause it’s a 40 minute commute to literally anything from there. My question is, what’s that little electric truck in that screencap, can you get that in the US, and would it work on a bumpy mountain road 40 minutes to and 40 minutes from work/groceries?

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3 points

What if I told you…

…that there’s a place in America where you can buy a decent house for less than 100k, and have a <20min bike ride to get pretty much anywhere in town?

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less than 100k

I’m going to need you to go orders of magnitude lower.

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Below 50k and banks will be reluctant to give you a mortgage for that little.

It’s like 3-4 years of one minimum wage worker’s total gross wages to buy a house outright. 3 proles sharing a 3br apt, working 20 hours/wk and being thrifty, they’ll afford a down payment within 1 year. How is that not cheap enough?

EDIT: I’m talking outright, not yearly or monthly. Monthly total cost would be below $1000 including utilities.

By thrifty most of what I mean is not operating more than 1 car between 3 people. Because car ownership costs about ($2500 + [miles per day]*100) a year.

I would tell you all the cool things you could ride your bike to but I’d be doxxing myself.

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is it East Palestine?

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Lol no, it’s a college town. It’s not Youngstown either (but that could fit the bill? Idk I’ve never been to Youngstown but I feel like I live in a more appealing place).

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20 points

HEXBEAR.NET WOOOOOOO

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