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To solve toxic masculinity, we must kick every man in the balls

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Real theory

Edit: if you do not have balls, a pair will be provided to you

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Satanic_Mills [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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When the man in front of you falls, pick up his balls and continue on.

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TRAPSTAR_666 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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how long do you think this account will be around for

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HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.net
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as long as they stay on the right side of the border between funny and annoying

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Self_Hating_Moid [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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I am never funny

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aaro [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
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but… but what about dudes rock :bawllin-sad:

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nohaybanda [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Dudes can rock and walk funny at the same time.

:theory-gary:

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EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netM
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Dudes rock back and forth while walking funny, therefore we must kick.

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huf [he/him]@hexbear.net
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that’s what we’re kicking. dude’s rock(s).

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GomerPyle [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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HumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.net
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really makes you think

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