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You need to wear a cape while preparing them and put them in a savory pie immediately.
Only cut through the root when you cut it in half, don’t cut into it otherwise. The smell that makes you cry is a sulfur compound that forms when bursting onion cells. The fewer you burst, the less bad it gets you, and the root is where they’re heavily concentrated. That’s the hairy end, for the record.
The crying comes from the onion irritating your sinuses. When I was a kid, my mom would make me hold a slice of bread with my mouth (so it would block my nose) when cutting onions and that always seemed to work.