I hate this kind of guilt and purity talk on the left. We live under capitalism. People have to eat. As long as you can afford to tip don’t feel guilty for ordering takeout, it’s just takeout. You’re not an oil executive, you’re not an arms manufacturer, it’s ok to participate in this ghastly system because what the fuck else are you supposed to do? Delivery drivers are just working a job, the job sucks but so long as you tip them and treat them with respect it’s fine.

Just make sure to flagellate yourself in front of your grubhub driver when they arrive

Just be cool to the workers and tip 'em

Go order it if you want and can afford it

I’ll ease your guilt by admitting there were many points in my life where I was doing it every day and racked up 1k+ GBP per month while not having a job and dozens of thousands in student debt…

I got no fucking self control, why are you asking me?