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:up-yours-woke-moralists: wash your ass, white man! Western civilization needs you!
:akkommunism: wash your ass, nippon man! The waifu needs you!
You’d think after countless ancestors passing down the knowledge of bathing we’d have it down by now
Our ancestors dedicated a substantial amount of time and labor to the construction and maintenance of community showers and bath houses.
Then we enclosed the commons, neuroticized the idea of public bathing, and commodified human contact to the point where every interaction is a service.
So now everyone stinks.
We need an emote to make fun of weebs like we do with gamers :gamer-gulag: