Biden has cancer

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He said he would cure cancer, not get it.

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you gotta get into the mind of a killer, to catch a killer

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Joe Biden actually died from cancer back in 1998 and the Biden today is from the Clinton-Soros body double plant at Guantanamo Bay, the deep state is playing us patriots for fools.

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The Biden today is a mass of cancer shaped to look like him moulded around a remote controlled robot skeleton.

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Fuck Brandon but that happens all the fucking time, it’s basically impossible to die from basal cell carcinoma if you go to a doctor that looks slightly at your skin like twice per decade. The treatment 99% of the time is “cut it off and you’ll be fine*

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Basal cell basically can’t kill you unless you ignore it for a decade, and that’s for people who don’t have the secret government medicine. He’ll be fine

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I’m fine, Jack!

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