23 points

8L? The biggest of ginormous lungs have only a 4L capacity, and that’s pushing it.

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18 points

He’s just built different innit guvna

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2 points

Oh, what? You only have a single pair of lungs? That’s poor guy shit.

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20 points

Andrew Tate is a sad figment of Xavier’s twisted psyche’s tragic dividend

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13 points

you’re the un-me

i’m the real me

you wanna be me?

kiddo, i was the real me while you were still in my short pants

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Trying to figure out whether it would be funnier that he decided to lie about this so specifically, or he actually does happen to have a lung scar, probably accidentally self-inflicted or just him getting rightfully stabbed for being a nonce/stupid, and he’s ultimately checked medically in Romanian they find out he lied about the cancer too.

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14 points

This looks like a parody of something Andrew Tate would say. I honestly can’t tell

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12 points

uncritical support to the person who hit him hard enough to scar his lung :07:

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