55 points

Inside each and every one of you are four humours

Red blood

Green phlegm

Yellow bile

Black bile

Take this online personality test to figure out where you should be putting your leeches today!

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WHICH ANIME CHARACTER MATCHES YOUR HUMOR BALANCE TODAY?

[insert questions here]

RESULTS

Hmm, it seems you have an excess of black bile at the moment…

!!! CLICK HERE TO SEE YOUR MATCH !!!

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13 points
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this thinking never left honestly, but now its too little seratonin instead of too much black bile, people do be wanting external individual causes.

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13 points

don’t forget the forbidden Fifth Humour

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13 points

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9 points

I didn’t

We talking about cum right?

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9 points

Oh I should have scrolled one message farther before replying

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46 points

Go to a blood bank and donate, you weirdoes

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45 points

That’s scientifically proven to help other people which they are fundamentally against.

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34 points

tfw the phlebotomist asks “left or right arm?” and I say MIDDLE

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17 points

Ngl I just flux shifted a little reading that, like I know the human beings here have like mega impaired vortal inputs but I just couldn’t help myself. Real galanga hours.

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11 points

Sounds like you have a serious case of phlegmatism

A basket of fresh leeches will arrive at your door within the next three business days

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I have a friend who swears by blood donation. He says whenever he donates he feels really good for some weeks. He even got picked for a study where they tried lowering the minimum interval between donations from 3 months to 1 month, and he said it was the best he’s felt in his life.

He doesn’t suffer from haemochromatosis as far as he knows, but he is the weird anecdote evidence I have that maybe bloodletting does work for some people.

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Not to be that person, but can we mark stuff like this with a CW?

I got sick just looking at the image.

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22 points

Sorry

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That’s okay 🫂 your post is still funny

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31 points

Flex TAPE

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13 points

Got a solid guffaw out of me with this one

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29 points

We’re like one step away from bringing back full-on trepanation. You love to see it folks.

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Don’t drill a hole in your head.

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16 points

:sicko-wistful:

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14 points

The worms might get chilly

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2 points

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There are still groups out there. I’ve run across them on Facebook years ago.

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14 points

I’d try it, especially if it was like a little trap door i could open and close

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