Easter Sunday rates let’s get this bread

14 points

do they pay you by the weight of the poop, or the volume

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6 points

It’s actually a ratio of the two, like airplane cargo.

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5 points

or the other kind of volume

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rookie numbers kid

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8 points

either a very long or a very short shit depending on how much you make

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11 points

If I take a 5 minute smoke break every hour I can do $25 or so of wage theft today

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4 points
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37.50?

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8 points

$60 an hour baybeee

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Eat the messiest bean filled lunch of your life and get back in that bathroom like you mean it!

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the real move is to drink water all day to maximise time spent at work pissing

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7 points

🍞 🍞 🍞

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