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I cancel all my plans today :posadas:

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anyone else accidentally eat a hb egg that wasn’t cooked all the way properly

u mean a soft boiled egg?

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🥚 :owned-2:

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5 day old was the problem, not the cook status

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No because :im-vegan:

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No but I ate something in the last couple days that completely fucked me up

But luckily, I don’t have to languish at an urgent care for 4 hours unable to recline, unable to leave the building to avoid instantly losing my spot, and becoming more and more dehydrated until it manufactures an emergency room visit, when all I need is a single anti nausea dissolving tab in order to drink some water.

Because I saved the bottle from the last time, several years ago!

Now about once every two years I simply shit and puke my brains out, wait an hour, and then pop one of those bad boys and lay around sipping sweet sweet diluted gatorade like an absolute king.

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anti nausea dissolving tab

what are they called?

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Ondansetron popularly called Zofran. You can get it for migraines, especially mild migraines, if nausea is one of the main symptoms (or you just say that it is)

You really don’t want to use it if your body actually needs to expel some heinous toxic shit, which is why doctors don’t like to just hand it out without knowing what’s wrong with you. But it’s great for that post-purge nausea and reactive vomiting so that you can successfully hydrate.

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i only eat eggs when they’re part of some kind of baked good or french toast.

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My wife is vegetarian and that’s her exact egg regimen.

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