So spooky :specter: so very benignly spooky. :specter-global:

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The technology, invented in 1951, is used all over the world by science organizations like NASA and the European Space Agency to observe the earth’s topography.

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Leaked pentagon docs

gotta spam the search engines with bullshit so actually finding any damaging information from real leaks is harder

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“Leaked Pentagon Docs -balloon”

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Wait modern satellites can see through clouds

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Shit I guess I should stop robbing these trains under cover of cloud

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Have you used Google Earth before?

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Yes?

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That’s how Google Earth can show you what the earth looks like without clouds, as far as I know. I might actually be completely wrong, idk. I guess they could always wait for a non-cloudy moment to take a picture.

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Most NASA satellites for climate data and geological scans use this technology. This is a very “scary” way of describing a type of sensor for meteorological and geology stuff. Something totally understandable to have on a weather balloon.

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The ballon named “omega-chinese-overlord-killoon 69” has been discovered to be shooting invisible laser beams turning the frogs gay and watching u while u sleep. More at 11.

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don’t threaten me with a good time.

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