So spooky :specter: so very benignly spooky. :specter-global:
The technology, invented in 1951, is used all over the world by science organizations like NASA and the European Space Agency to observe the earth’s topography.
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Leaked pentagon docs
gotta spam the search engines with bullshit so actually finding any damaging information from real leaks is harder
Wait modern satellites can see through clouds
That’s how Google Earth can show you what the earth looks like without clouds, as far as I know. I might actually be completely wrong, idk. I guess they could always wait for a non-cloudy moment to take a picture.
Most NASA satellites for climate data and geological scans use this technology. This is a very “scary” way of describing a type of sensor for meteorological and geology stuff. Something totally understandable to have on a weather balloon.
The ballon named “omega-chinese-overlord-killoon 69” has been discovered to be shooting invisible laser beams turning the frogs gay and watching u while u sleep. More at 11.