Elon’s latest grain silo went full Kerbal, spinning and all.
Stage Separation Failure supposedly, but frankly it was looking bad long before that.
Better to sell the car as “destroyed by Starship” - he’ll get enough money to get a Cybertruck
In fairness, Soviet Rocket technology looks like a time traveller from 2050 gave Korolev the plans. America literally thought the RD-180 was theoretically impossible and a scam when they heard of it.
So…uh…still pretty damning that a bunch of half-feudal war-scarred peasants outdid the entirety of capitalist production.
Did musk force this launch because today is 4/20? It’s a stupid joke that has never been funny and this loser keeps beating it into the ground. Try some new material you fucking hack
The fact that it failed is funny because fuck Musk, but cmon it’s literally rocket science every single rocket ever fails like this early on.