I had a priest bless the hot dogs I’m going to eat tonight.
Remember, if the Taliban won, you would have to be grilling Halal meats. Good thing that didn’t happen.
If the nazis won we’d all be grilling bratwurst but lower quality!! And eating hamburgers!!
“That’s right son, if Da Troops didn’t kill children around the world, we wouldn’t have the freedom to kill children like you here in meat factories. And without that child labor, these meat tubes would be slightly more expensive. Well, the price probably wouldn’t actually change, but shareholder profit wouldn’t be maximized…”
Can I still grill veggie dogs instead of hunting my own American soldiers to grill?
Nobody grills outside of the United States
It’s a US-exclusive freedom paid for with the blood of poor kids with few options and their sacrificial victims on the other side of the world
it’d be more efficient to make sausage directly out of the troops
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