Mask off imperialists

54 points

joining the military to get in on the really good tabletop games

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I don’t even want to imagine the US house rules

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46 points

You already know it’s “The house always wins,” just look at the Millennium Challenge

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They always say DARPA is the real driving force behind technological innovation. Who knew they were also working on board game tech too?

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WOTC vs DARPA let them fight

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19 points

Ngl, I’m very curious about this game

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51 points

If this was reversed and this was an image of Chinese generals and a map of Hawaii or California, it would be the #1 news story for a week here (a la the balloon thing) and Americans would be demanding blood.

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We would’ve already launched missiles

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:rat-salute-2: To our brave boys. I’ll take good care of your wives while you’re off fighting for freedom.

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Why do they need to wear camo in an office?

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25 points

they may be called upon to hide in a forest at a moment’s notice

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22 points

People in the military even wear camo at university. IDK why. Must be some exotic cultural thing.

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21 points

They used to make you wear a much stuffier uniform in the office, but the camo fits like pajamas so over time everyone switched to it.

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It’s just the rules, that’s the uniform you wear as a military person. Also its easier to make someone do physical exercise on a moments notice. Or if youre an office in like Kuwait you can go instantly into murderer mode since youre wearing the right uniform.

Theres another uniform for ceremonial stuff as well. Sometimes the offices have a casual friday type of deal too

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33 points

they put all their guys on the west coast, idiots. ill land on the other side :some-controversy:

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