Congrats to President Obama for being the #2 poster on Hexbear
Don’t ask how this data was tabulated because I don’t even know I was searching for something else
The actual list is as follows (I believe it’s ranked by global score)
@SorosFootSoldier - 36515 Comments
@emizeko - 31664 Comments
@MaoistLandlord - 22154 Comments
@UlyssesT - 30587 Comments
@Dirt_Owl - 24311 Comments
@Bunhead - 17679 Comments
@aaaaaaadjsf - 20600 Comments
@RNAi - 20065 Comments
@kristina - 15048 Comments
@Nakoichi - 15500 Comments
@Frank - 20169 Comments
@viva_la_juche - 16700 Comments
@SoyViking - 10929 Comments
@zifnab25 - 21219 Comments
@HumanBehaviorByBjork - 14856 Comments
@Grownbravy - 19714 Comments
@Awoo - 11427 Comments
@hexaflexagonbear - 12102 Comments
@Alaskaball - 12040 Comments
@GalaxyBrain - 19629 Comments
@ssjmarx - 11863 Comments
@invalidusernamelol - 16219 Comments
@NephewAlphaBravo - 11483 Comments
@crime - 12478 Comments
@buh - 9787 Comments
@Rem - 14453 Comments
@AnarchaPrincess - 8822 Comments
@WoofWoof91 - 11408 Comments
@Kanna - 13724 Comments
@TankieTanuki - 11343 Comments
@richietozier4 - 16975 Comments
@FlakesBongler - 8327 Comments
@Ram_The_Manparts - 9970 Comments
@AcidSmiley - 8865 Comments
@Beatnik - 10983 Comments
@ScreamoBMO - 10014 Comments
@Mardoniush - 10145 Comments
@Tankiedesantski - 7383 Comments
@happybadger - 8217 Comments
@invo_rt - 8351 Comments
Y’all have no idea how much it means to me that I am nowhere close to being on this list.
@SorosFootSoldier :soviet-heart: our number 1 poster :hero-of-socialist-labor:
Don’t feel too bad. I’m on there twice.
Edit: just realizing how many alts I’ve had. At one point I had 11 at once. This one’s a less active one, less than a month old, and has a couple hundred comments. Very thankful the site can’t give me proper stats on how much I’ve posted.
I mean this website was his pet project, pretty sad how it all unfolded.
He’s probably still on here on another account
Nah, I like to imagine him like this: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/CGE3IlM81n.png
i need to log the fuck off lmao
in my meagre defence, i have been here since day 2 ;__;
ive been around since september of 2020 and i probably only have like 1000 on aggregate given some older posts got wiped so theres always someone slacking harder when it comes to posting
:mao-clap:
Congratulations to the true top posters of Hexbear
uhh except this guy @Beatnik - 10983 Comments lol
Lmao beatnik still being on there is the same energy as the ussr still having records at the Olympics 30+ years later
I didn’t get an Omaha steak subscription, so in my eyes he’s guilty of everything
Can confirm it’s global score. Also, how’s your notification box doing? You tagged so many power users this is about to turn into a megathread through sheer force of posting.
noticed the names aren’t actually rated by numeric value of posts. :thonk-cri:
It should be the global score, which will include upbears on comments and posts, including the default one each new post and comment gets. So someone who posts more and comments less might be higher. But yeah @wtypstanaccount04 not being on there is odd. He’s got more posts than quite a few of the people there with lower comment counts. Maybe some people have a really high propensity for getting a large number of upvotes, but that’s hard to investigate with profile histories in bunker mode.
Edit: actually, maybe it has to do with broken indexes, so the list isn’t updating its order anymore. Not sure.
Neither me or any of my alts got on the list :sadness-abysmal:
Combined I’m probably up there though
Lets do a manual count of the ballots! Just share the name of all your alts :ursus-hexagonia:
Hell yeah just barely hangin in there at #10, I post a lot less since I am no longer unemployed. I am still no less terminally online though. Also assuming this is counting our comment score I can think of a few posts I managed to break major news or at least something incredibly cool/funny just because I lucked out being first on the scoop which probably pumps up my rank.
Edit: we need to whitelist the giggle app lady getting big mad at us on twitter because that thread is legendary. And it’s also my top post.
This is inaccurate though
No SorosFootSolider, no UlyssesT, etc
I don’t make any qualitative claims in regard to the accuracy of the data Hexbear provided me with. #hexbearfiles
oh thank god, the all seeing eye has not noticed me
This list isn’t accurate. I have 5461 comments, this is Aryuproudomenowdaddy erasure.
I don’t make any qualitative claims in regard to the accuracy of the data Hexbear provided me with. #hexbearfiles
@SorosFootSoldier is also the #1 commentor by a long shot.
Thanks to the other person who went and got the right numbers, because even though I love boys a lot, I can’t be posting about cute guys enough to be up there
…Maybe I should be. Just connect my synapses directly to the fiber optic — any time I think of :headpat::bottom-speak: I post automatically. Number one in no time.
