19 points

Fun penis fact: if you tell people you’re 6.5 inches, it sounds like you’re trying too hard to get that last bit of length. If you instead say 17cm, that’s just how long you are.

You’re welcome, fellow penis owners.

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I’m roughly 5 attoparsec long

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16 points

About 27 Big Macs.

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Wait I’ve checked this, a Big Mac is 3,5 inches in height. That’s 94,5 inches not 74.

Seriously, I’m an European and don’t know what I am talking about. Inches, Feet, Legs, Elbows… Lol only in america.

Historians will get the Elbow joke.

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8 points

Google said a Big Mac was 2.75” in height, 3.75” in diameter. I then had to convert that to civilised units.

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No joke, I used our European websearch qwant and found a link which says 3.5.

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1 point

Cubits 😁

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14 points

How did the first guy manage to measure his height to within 100 microns?

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9 points

Really accurate tape measure.

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6 points

Lasers and shit

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3 points

woah

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If you can stand very still I could do it here at work.

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He used an inch tape measure and converted the height to cm I guess.

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He’s European

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14 points

Making me divide by 12: that’s a paddlin’.

> console.log(`${Math.trunc(74/12)}' ${74 % 12}"`)
6' 2"
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Now if only we used a duodecimal number system. Then I could divide by 2, 3, 4, and 6 while staying within the integers for as long as possible. And someone who is 6’ 2" would just be 6212"

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Fuck your freedom units. I’ll stick to sane units of measurement thank you.

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