Luckily it ended up being just a guy who was probably conceal carry and someone reported it. But had to hunker in the back room of the store I was in for 20 min. Had a minor panic that I could possibly die in a fucking mall i hate americaaa
On the bright side, the store gave us all an ‘active shooter event’ 25% off special :die:
On the bright side, the store gave us all an ‘active shooter event’ 25% off special
Is… is that real?
They didn’t explicitly say it was an ‘active shooter event’ discount, but thats what it was for.
Love the 25% discount, it’s like a Mr Burns line
Picturing the mall manager emerging from the safe room, having faced the terror of his naked mortality, and realizing, “Life is precious and transient–joy is all I can give that is truly valuable. A 25 percent discount for all!”
Firing into the ceiling every time I go shopping to ensure I get my GODDAMN DISCOUNT
