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What in the fuck is a drive thru LIQUOR STORE

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Some states have accomplished levels of alcoholism previously unimaginable.

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I don’t know if it’s alcoholism of car brain, but holy shit it was a shock when i first learned that.

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Wait till you hear about the drive through frozen daiquiri spots in New Orleans. After the revolution this is going to be a top priority

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To build bike lanes on them right? :sicko-biker:

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I still can’t believe some of you freaks call soda “coke” or “pop”

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coastal elite detected.

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It’s why the coastals are elite.

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Just another argument for the Third Coast

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gets a sprite

look at my coke

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They both sound straight out of the 1920’s esp pop, I genuinely thought it was a joke when I first heard people use those. And coke is how we refer to coca cola, why would you call a sprite “coke”

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Same reason people say Kleenex, or Saran Wrap, or Band-Aid

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My grandma said coke for any soda.

Do you want a coke

Sure, what do you have?

Root beer and sprite

That was a real conversation she would have with people. Deranged.

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“dope” was an option for me. Do people say that?

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I’ve never been to America

Guess you can look at it in terms of what a lifetime of consuming American media does to the European brainpan

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To be completely honest, I have heard of drive-through liquor stores. There was no :what-the-hell: option though

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That does track, though. If you were going to pick up a bunch of Americanisms from watching US media they’d all be from LA or from a very specific class of white New Yorker, since they make pretty much all the media.

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And half of Florida are white New Yorkers and their kids so that being red makes sense too

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They’re all over Texas, too. I guess it helps with the rootin’, tootin’, mass shootin’, and cattle rustlin’.

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Im not American too and i got new orleans

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are you :france-cool:

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No and fuck you for suggesting

Mods pls ban this user for personal insults

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Apparently my dialect is so obvious that this quiz correctly guessed where my mom’s side of the family lives

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Lmao same. It got it down to the exact geographic area and city that my maternal grandparents are from and she grew up. It’s like, not a large city either.

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