You can’t just put “RIP BOZO” on a picture of Musk like that. I was so fucking excited for a half-second :rage-cry:
Lol who knew becoming a frothing fascist openly would piss off your extremely lib target market
Chrysler for whatever reason: https://theharrispoll.com/partners/media/axios-harrispoll-100/
(All the car companies are within 10pts of each other in whatever this weird 100pt system is and also Bitcoin is #93 lol)
for whatever reason
Have you ever been in a Chrysler? They’re designed/marketed for people who will be dead before the 2 year lease is up
#86 Subway
Why? I seriously have no idea. I haven’t eaten there in ~10 years.
Here is the list as just text.
#1 Patagonia
#2 Costco
#3 John Deere
#4 Trader Joe’s
#5 Chick-fil-A
#6 Toyota Motor Corporation
#7 Samsung
#8 Amazon.com
#9 USAA
#10 Apple
#11 3M
#12 Sony
#13 Honda Motor Company
#14 UPS
#15 Microsoft
#16 Subaru
#17 American Express
#18 LG Corporation
#19 CVS (CVS Health)
#20 HP, Inc.
#21 Nike
#22 Adidas
#23 Procter & Gamble
#24 BMW Group
#25 The Home Depot
#26 Kellogg Company
#27 The Kroger Company
#28 Kraft Heinz Company
#29 Fidelity Investments
#30 IBM
#31 JPMorgan Chase & Co.
#32 Ford Motor Company
#33 Aldi
#34 General Motors
#35 Google
#36 Best Buy
#37 General Electric
#38 Capital One Financial Corporation
#39 Walgreens
#40 PepsiCo
#41 Nordstrom
#42 Netflix
#43 Lowe’s
#44 PayPal
#45 Kohl’s
#46 T-Mobile
#47 FedEx Corporation
#48 Starbucks Corporation
#49 The Coca-Cola Company
#50 Pfizer
#51 Gucci
#52 Nestle
#53 Target
#54 Dell
#55 Royal Dutch Shell
#56 Volkswagen Group
#57 Anheuser-Busch
#58 Delta Air Lines
#59 Chipotle
#60 Macy’s
#61 State Farm Insurance
#62 Tesla Motors
#63 AT&T
#64 Wendy’s
#65 Verizon Communications
#66 Chevron
#67 Chrysler
#68 Hobby Lobby
#69 Arby’s
#70 United Airlines
#71 Southwest Airlines
#72 McDonald’s
#73 Taco Bell
#74 Bed Bath & Beyond
#75 Uber
#76 Johnson & Johnson
#77 The Walt Disney Company
#78 eBay
#79 JCPenney
#80 Walmart
#81 Bank of America
#82 ExxonMobil
#83 Dollar General
#84 Burger King
#85 Shein
#86 Subway
#87 Comcast
#88 Wells Fargo & Company
#89 Dollar Tree
#90 Family Dollar
#91 Balenciaga
#92 BP
#93 Bitcoin
#94 TikTok
#95 Spirit Airlines
#96 Meta
#97 Twitter
#98 Fox Corporation
#99 FTX
#100 The Trump Organization
#86 SubwayWhy? I seriously have no idea.
I think because they hired a pedo as a spokesman that one time?
Though I also hear a lot of people complaining about how gross subway is, so maybe that’s it. (That’s always been baffling to me though, it’s like the only national chain that’s not serving piles of grease.)
Chrysler is well known for making Mom vans, the PT Cruiser (ugliest car ever), overpriced saloons/hood limos, and not much else. All with poor build quality, bad handling and horrific reliability. All their actually interesting and desired cars are built by subsidiaries, like Dodge or Jeep.
That facial hair sucks is that new
he fucked up his dick too he got some subcutaneous shit that probably doubles as an erectile dysfunction pump but maintains the kayfabe he made a choice
are you riffing or is there a reason to think he went weinstein on his penis?
Yeah he just finally started going through puberty so he’s really proud and sensitive about his peach fuzz. This is also why he has the opinions and social media habits of a 13 year old boy.
Tied with almost every other car brand
