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47 points

Why is the tail lower than the butthole? If you can’t cover your butthole w a tail why even have one

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Imagine the weird positioning you’d have to do with your tail and dick to poop on a modern sitting toilet.

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8 points

Use the tail as a slide.

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2 points

Butthole at the end of the tail. If snakes can do it why can’t we?

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There would be a U slot to place your tail and you would have to lay back like a reclining chair.

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18 points

Well looks like someone else discovered the reason for why humans no longer have tails

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30 points

i think it’s buttplug-based… anatomic wonder!

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15 points

Ugh growing up before buttplug tails were a thing I was like “yesssss, yesssss” then I made my own, only to find out that it just goes straight down unless my ass is in the air

So I made my ass in the air more

But still, it took some engineering before I could put one in my butt that hung from above my butt

Now you can fuckin buy em on wish

We live in a society

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9 points
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24 points

Why did they give the skeleton a Pixar mom ass?

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Computer, print me up an anatomically plausible human with a tail

,… oh and computer? Give her a thicc dumper, I’m talking more cake than the British bake off

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Add sequence: OYSTER

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3 points

NUDE

TAIL

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The tail got in the way of the booty hole so it had to go.

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12 points

the tail couldn’t support the booty when hanging from the trees?

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6 points

i hate journalists, has anything new been discovered or is this just trying to get ad-money by paraphrasing an extremely boring study about like, narrowing the last tail-ed hominid-antecessor by a million years?

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