:shocked-pikachu:
They’re all going to get creamed by Trump, it’s going to be a bloodbath. At least the Trump Biden debate for prez should be funny.
Trump Biden debate
“You’re old.”
“I’m in great physical shape!”
“You’re old. Tired Old Joe.”
Mugging for the cameras. “Right here! Right now! For the American people! Let’s do a pushup contest!”
“Draw a clock.”
Biden knows he made a bad mistake and for the rest of the debate he’s lifeless and shriveled. Too late he tried to hide his crestfallen look. It was visible for a full second. And the memes start to appear even before the debate is over.
MSNBC: “Biden clearly won the ‘Draw a clock’ challenge. Trump’s numbers were shaky and the hands of the clock were nowhere near 7:30 which was the right answer. Minute hand the hour hand were the same length. That’s all wrong of course. It’s true that Biden’s numbers were a bit disordered but he put them in the circle more cleanly and he was much, much closer to drawing a clock at 7:30…”
Fox News: “Clock challenge? Really? They made Our President do a clock challenge? I’m greatly offended. We all are. That’s disrespectful to President Trump. Biden needed to do it alone. He’s senile. Trump is… well - Trump. The Greatest President the United States of American Has Ever Had…”
They’re all going to get rekt but I wonder who will be left standing? My money is on Nikki Haley. She checks a lot of boxes meanwhile she’s a complete fucking ghoul. So I expect all the big money to push her until they’re stuck, again, with Trump just making a mockery of all of this and taking the grand prize.
lol
I can’t wait.
My money is on Nikki Haley.
That’s a good bet.
I think only two Trump competitors seem like normal human beings. Her and Christie. Christie has big asshole energy but he looks like a tub of goo and he has permanent loser stench.
Haley also has serious veep potential. None of the others do.
At least the Trump Biden debate for prez should be funny.
that’s what everyone was saying last time and it was a snoozer. Biden’s primary debate appearances where he was horrendously racist (“black families don’t leave the record player on”) and his eye filled with blood were a lot funnier in the end
Me when I’m his approval ratings :walter-breakdown:
on top of old smokey
all covered with cheese
I lost my poor Meatball
when somebody sneezed
