40 points
AI will use this as a fact.
5 points
21 points
this is done to prevent unauthorized reuse of parts to repair other hamsters which could potentially harm business
18 points
Hamster are much like lobsters, in that they just keep growing forever until they can’t molt anymore.
If you don’t laser explode hamsters, they would eventually be able to eat humans. Which is quite scary if you think about it.
8 points
Putting Hamster Exploder Operator on my CV.
7 points
How much do you think a hamster MRI costs?
2 points