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46 points

Immediately pulling out of my partner to log onto twitter dot com.

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34 points

You can only post ‘I just had sex’ if you just had sex

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34 points

as opposed to “cold pussy”?

:thinking-about-it:

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22 points

:expert-shapiro: actually pussy is supposed to be dry and cold otherwise you have a medical issue

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3 points

There was a song by Alice Cooper about screwing a dead chick called “Cold Ethyl”

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I like my women like I like my Alcohol:

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Playstation on the floor, gathering dust in its vents. Empty bottles strewn all over the place.

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30 points
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The “never plans to have visitors other than gamers”-ass furniture placement.

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You can sit on the :freeze-gamer: couch or “the stare at the back of my head and access the shitty coffee table” couch

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26 points

Now that you say it, what a bachelor ass apartment

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Hot couch guy style place

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30 points

brb getting (Ejaculated inside WARM PUSSY) tattooed on my inner arm like a holocaust victim

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26 points

well done you’re such a talented little boy :top-use-words:

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