https://www.theonion.com/this-war-will-destabilize-the-entire-mideast-region-and-1819594296
Aged like a fine, fine wine. It’s shocking to believe that this article is 20 years old
https://www.theonion.com/what-i-got-right-about-the-iraq-war-1850249194
This one is also good but super depressing
it’s an op-ed written by a hamster: “Me and this Squeaky Wheel are Pulling an All-Nighter”
“What I saw at Denny’s made me realize how much I have overestimated the American people”
Literally :obama-apartment: but actually reasonable response this time.