please. i’m sick of people calling me a corn syrup-brained tomatocel, i am not I AM NOT :kitty-cri: :kitty-cri-screm:

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Sriracha

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the hipster’s ketchup

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It’s so hard to find these days though.

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IIRC they tried to dick over their pepper supplier

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:fuck-around:

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I haven’t been able to find anything that tastes like the green cap bottle with a chicken and I’m mad

me when no treats

:deeper-sadness:

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Trader Joe’s store brand sriracha is the closest I’ve found. Strong “wtf this taste like sour carrots” note on the first bite, then settles down to tasting roughly the same and maybe 80% as good.

My go-to replacement though is Lucky Foods’ confusingly-named Seoul Kimchi Hot Sauce, which doesn’t really taste anything like sriracha sauce, but works on all the same dishes.

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the first time i tried sriracha i ate it nonstop with noodles for like 2 weeks

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Chili sauce

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Chutney

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Tabasco sauce pardner, yehaw!

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honestly tobasco is something that i would probably mix with another sauce. Mostly looking for something i can add to potatoes

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If you’re willing to be mocked for francophilia, mayo goes well with any kind of fried potato.

And you can just add stuff to mayo like hot sauce or other extra flavors to make it a bit different each itme.

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Get Kewpie for less sweet Mayo too

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That weird processed American salsa, tostitos or pace or mission or whatever

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