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Because eating crackers in bed leaves crumbs everywhere, and crumbs are scratchy and uncomfortable when you roll over on them, and they also attract roaches. It’s one of those “civilization fouls” where you would kick a woman out of your bed for…but this chick is so hot you’re willing to overlook that.

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29 points

Do you not?

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My stoned ass always forgets and I eat pretzels in bed.

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that’s why i only eat funyuns and cheetos in bed

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30 points

:cracker:

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:anti-cracker-aktion:

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:miyazaki-laugh: deranged and banal i love it.

who strings thoughts like this together

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and that man’s name was Adam Friedland

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Ah, she must be an old truth telling wife

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You mean the misogynistic, racist podcast host? :sus-deep:

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:bateman-ontological: cool it with the antisemitic remarks

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