My bet is a 22 year old Jesuit, with extensive legal experience in avoiding prosecution for child molestation. Matthew Walther is a strong runner-up.
Bernie Sanders, it’s how he can still win!
Ben Shapiro
Justice Shapiro be like, “Let’s say, hypothetically, for the sake of argument, I made weekly AOC feet pics mandatory”
Ben Shapiro is a child’s idea of a clever person, so I could actually see Trump wanting to nom him and other staffers convincing him out of it.
Trump doesn’t watch youtube though, he only knows people who are on TV. Does Benny spend much time on the Fox circuit?
Diamond and Silk as co-justices. If Trump doesn’t nominate a far-right black woman to troll the libs he is really blowing this.
Kyle Rittenhouse
It’s going to be a literal manifestation of evil. Like a cursed amulet that hovers in the air and glows red to show displeasure.
