It looks exactly like Skyrim but the player character is an ant.
:todd: says: “See that little patch of grass in the distance? You can climb it.” The audience goes nuts. The sound of gamers simultaneously creaming their pants is powerful enough to make your ears bleed. It earns more than your country’s GDP in pre-orders alone.
In other news Zenimakkkx killed another one of your favorite studios.
Something I think is funny about space games. If a game takes place on multiple planets, then you can tell how diverse the environments will be by how many planets are advertised:
- 2-3 planets, not much variety, probably a budget game.
- 4-8 planets, each planet will have a couple of environments, totaling a decent variety throughout the game.
- 9-12 planets, each planet will be exactly 1 environment centered on the spot where your ship lands, totaling a decent variety throughout the game.
- 13+ planets, there will only be one environment in the entire game but its color palette will change.
It was impressive how artistically hollow Starfield looked. “NASApunk” is a hell of a tell.
Yeah. pretty, but empty. Doesn’t have any feel of it’s own, not even Blomkapfs lived in future look.
Hot take: I hope Starfield actually turns out good
The Skies of Skyrim, and it is just a repackaged mod where you play Skyrim as a bird.
QWOP but it’s an ant and it’s QWEIOP
