:melon-musk: Secret big-brain techbro lord plan:

  1. release of the ‘gold checkmark’ for $15 to block blue and below
  2. release of the ‘platinum checkmark’ for $25 to harass gold and below
  3. etc.
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scientology style blocking tiers

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Log in daily to earn 5 rubies. Exchange them for ban coins. Spend 5000 block removed to get another user’s posts removed.

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lol Hell yeah, then they can release a ‘Battle Pass’ system: for every 2^x people who use their ban coins on you, you unlock special premium icons for your account.

And for just $24.99 there’s a second track that has special powers like ban coin vetoes or forced top reply to certain high profile accounts, including Elon Musk himself! :so-true:

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how is c0ins a slur

edit: it’s not. I don’t know what slur I even typed at this point. Must have been a bad one. I’m so pathetic.

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I is right next to O so you probably hit c double o n

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It has to be something like that, right?

I would be surprised if he is actually removing it without some sort of pay-to-block bullshit queued up, because then its just wanton stupidity instead of greed

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Or maybe he can see how many people block him and he can’t handle it

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If they actually go through with it then this will probably be the actual deathblow.

Mass account deletion as people get spammed with adbots

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Literally there was a honeypot this weekend for those t shirt art reposters to make a mass blocklist, how stupid can someone be?

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I knew this was going to be his only response to users organically mass blocking his blue subscriber bootlickers. He’s too fucking inept to have a creative solution like a brain genius space man should be able to think of. His solution is something a 7 year old would easily think of but be too embarrassed to say out loud

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Right wingers: “If you don’t like our speech, block us!”

Right wingers: [Remove blocking]

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Elon said that “blocking public posts makes no sense” and saying that “it needs to be deprecated in favor of a stronger form of mute.”

the block button but only for twitter blue users

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100% what he’s aiming for. The site will be unusable without paying $14.88/month to use the most basic features

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