Obviously a woman because that’s what communism is. But which woman?
8 points
It’s going to be Chris Pratt. Guys he’s so cool, there’s no one he can’t voice, and his voiceover will allow civ to really crack the mainstream.
18 points
Nothing would be funnier than quotes about human progress read aloud by Donald Trump.
[Researching pottery]
You’re telling me. Folks. You’re telling me that some people. Not naming any names but it’s crooked Joe Biden. Would have the Clay ask he who is forming it, what he’s making. It’s a disgrace let me tell you.
9 points
Kristen Schaal
Serious answer: David Attenborough.
4 points
8 points
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Kamala Harris, but she has to be zoinked out of her gourd and with permission to go off-script
3 points
Josephine Stalin.
