Figuring out a way to register a body pillow as a corporation so that your waifu can legally vote.
Depending on the state it can cost between 0-500$ to register an LLC. Be real funny to register 20-30,000 LLCs, establish them all out of a PO box in town, and vote in a dog for mayor.
Your bit is funnier than mine. I thought about how if orgs can vote then Trots would win every election.
It’s Delaware, what do you think?
One entity one vote
Votes count proportional to market cap
Honestly, not that different from the notion that you have to own land to have the right to vote.
‘If you don’t own a business are you really american?!?’
Vote with your dollars made manifest