When is the last time you drowned a billionaire?

Have you used the ethereal forces of nature to organize animals to take down Yachts?

No? Learn from our sister the ocean. She is as powerful as she is wise.

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getting scuba certed to sneak into private pools overnight and catch+drown rich fucks on their morning swims

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the sea sure has giveth the past few weeks

still wondering when it plans to taketh away

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probably a bunch of land…

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No way I’m fighting the Ocean. The Ocean is fucking massive and would kick my ass effortlessly

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