Can Americans please explain this to me? The stuff I’ve seen on Twitter is really weirding me out

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RBG is light itself…

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Shes been propgandaised to the point of saint hood since trump came into office. Before that no one cared. Some where even up set that she did not retire mid term obama as she was already old af and had cancer.

My guess it’s too save her legacy. So she doesn’t go down as a selfish ass that stayed till she died, instead of seeing the proper time to exit.

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Your grammatical errors in this post are numerous and frustrating

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No one gives a fuck, shut up nerd

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Nitpicking people’s grammar (or typos in this case) is counter-revolutionary.

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Naw

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Today I had the best vaginal orgasm of my life. I don’t have them every time but this one was really powerful.

He was teleworking and I got to his house at around 10:30 this morning. When he was able to leave his computer, he kneeled under the desk and started licking me through my red lace panties and then he pulled them aside to lick me softly. I felt like I would cum right there but I pulled him onto the floor and bent over for him to enter me from behind, then we worked our way up the stairs to the bed.

For the first ten minutes or so of fucking, it feels absolutely wonderful. But the real, euphoric pleasure kicks in after that and I am transported to a place where my entire body is flooded with pleasure and every thrust sends waves of ecstasy from my clit up my belly to my chest and back and down my legs. I can even feel my hands and feet tingling. I become unaware of my surroundings and just float on those waves. I am aware only of him and the incredible sensations shooting between us.

He usually stops fucking me to make me cum with his tongue at some point. It takes about 3-7 minutes of slow circles around my clit or fast, vibrator-like licking to bring me to an earthshaking orgasm. He stops for a moment to lick my labia softly and then I wiggle my clit back to his tongue when I begin to feel another powerful orgasm coming on. This one usually comes in 30-60 seconds.

When I am still trembling and my muscles have all gone slack, he enters me again and I scream with pleasure because the feeling of his hardness pushing into my still throbbing c*nt causes the waves of orgasm to continue. My pussy is so engorged at this point that every touch feels like a mini orgasm. It flows like a river, leaving wet spots on the bed. We kiss while he fucks me and I lick my own wetness off his slippery chin.

Today he must have fucked me for another fifteen minutes before I began to feel the mini orgasms which lead to the big one. Sometimes he feels me about to cum and has to slow down so that he won’t cum too soon and then my orgasm stops temporarily, only to come back up again, and I wait for that decisive set of thrusts which send me over the edge into a crashing, aching, exquisite earthquake of pleasure. The aftershocks come and I ride them into another orgasm… Then we continue for as long as we possibly can because we never want it to end.

Today I wanted him to fuck my ass but we ran out of time so we will have to wait until next time for that. Afterward I was floating on a happy cloud all the way home, even in traffic. Nothing seems to bother me after he fucks me like that and everything makes me smile. My pussy still tingles and aches for him for hours afterward but I love the feeling of anticipation because I know it won’t be long before I am fucking Stalin again.

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so i got so drunk last night that i couldn’t hold my liquor and passed out in a stupor and woke up this morning with a piercing headache thinking “never again”

reading this mistake of a post, i’m reconsidering

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When Stalin fucks you, you know you’ve been fucked

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and long dead revolutionaries

Is this about the time Lenin’s ghost visited me in my sleep

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And he gave you a BJ like in Ghostbusters

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i did wake up feeling warm and fuzzy

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Bustin makes me feel good

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No, that’s a paranormal social relationship, not a normal parasocial relationship. Common mistake.

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Time to write a paranormal romance self-insert novel about Lenin’s ghost

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They’re pretending aren’t they? It seems very performative to me.

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virtue signaling

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I mean… Yeah. I think that’s exactly what it is. Performative wokeness for the tribe.

It has gotten ever more ridiculous over the last couple decades. As others push the boundaries outwards for clout and online pts, it shifts out further and further. It looks weirder and weirder to any outsiders not part of the culture whereas those inside and taking part in it struggle to even notice there’s a problem.

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