White people will look you dead in the eyes and tell you that Palestinian children deserve to starve and then go drop a band on 3 different types of raw chicken feet and salmon fins to feed Bark Ruffalo, their goldendoodle with an uncannily human expression
“Bark Ruffalo” really got my energy flowing
Honestly I really appreciate the input because I came up with it on the spot and felt really proud of myself
I got really mad at a hypothetical person who would name a dog that so it’s very effective, well done
someone has to have made a gentrification sign tier list, this is an S rank for sure
Expensive pet stores, an abundance of yoga studios, boutiques, and salons, a flurry of ill-fated overpriced concept bars, Mexican restaurants run by white people that charge $7 for a taco, a brewpub with the most mid IPA you’ve ever tasted, fad restaurants in general (acai bowls or whatever the fuck), almost completely unused rooftop patios, a health food trend grocery store that charges 4X the price for basic goods (it replaced a local, much cheaper supermarket), the neighborhood suddenly gets nice sidewalks and transit (for the white people of course)
Bagel shops, fancy donut shops, fancy ice cream parlors, drinking chocolate shops, French-style bakery-cafes, cold-pressed juice shops, mediterranean cooking supply shop where everything comes in a <500mL container and mostly looks like it’s there for the aesthetique
“Raw Dog Delivery” Service would make for a very interesting entry in a phone book.
Place looks like a cross of a butcher shop and the serial killers front so no one guesses he’s feeding humans to dogs.
Not pictured, but next door to this is a wine-tasting bar.
