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Fuck work, I'm going drinking with Khonsu(hexbear.net)

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Everyone is all “Pharoah” this and “Anubis” that, I just want to cook over hot coals

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Albanian_Lil_Pump [he/him]@hexbear.net
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ancient Egyptian artifact

“#britishmuseum”

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wopazoo [he/him]@hexbear.net
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the British are experts at theft and robbery

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Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.net
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I love ancient tablets like this that show ancient people as just ordinary people but 4,000 years old

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FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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Humans have always acted like humans, and always will act like humans

Just a bunch of weird little guys

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Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.net
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Ea-Nasir’s tablet shows that humans have always been leaving 1 star Yelp reviews

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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.netM
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Sorry boss, cant make it in today, gotta bottle my homebrew

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FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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Gotta have something to drink with Khonsu while he recovers from that scorpion bite

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CapnCat [any]@hexbear.net
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Your boss sucks, lets get a beer

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GVAGUY3 [he/him]@hexbear.net
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Humanity never changes

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GorbinOutOverHere [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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I wonder what The First Joke was

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GrouchyGrouse [he/him]@hexbear.net
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There’s an ancient cuneiform tablet that has a joke that’s something like “here is something that has never happened: a wife who has never farted on her husband’s lap”

So the first joke was probably a fart joke.

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