I’m not trying to be an asshole here. I’m sure I would love to gaze upon the Presence and Glory of God for, say, 1,000,000 years or so, but nothing stays exciting forever. How do I politely tell God that I want to go for that Buddhist final death thing?
Throw a basketball through his little halo
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According to the Japanese, you can ask God to reincarnate with super powers.
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They don’t tell you this in the Heaven orientation, but there’s actually a service exit in the back behind the Foosball table that leads to Saṃsāra
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