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“You can’t just hire all the experts I hap-hazardly fired! That’s illegal!”

I wish Elon luck trying to prove that Facebook stole secrets when every person who knew the secrets was apparently fired and now works fo FB.

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whoever coded the first bulletin board should sue twitter

also the first public moron should sue elon directly for copping their whole bit

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8 points

That old feller Tom of “tomfoolery” fame really oughta put elong in his place

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16 points

Is elon claiming ip over posting?

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Oh PLZ do it Elon! File the suit in that Texas circuit court that knows nothing about tech, you know the one.

Maybe there will be an injunction handed down that accidentally results in breaking all the big social media networks

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File the suit in that Texas circuit court

That would be a hilarious ruling. To prepare the lazy and moronic fundie judge would probably spend ~30 minutes reading the Conservapedia page and he’d rule based on that.

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23 points

the winner should be decided by their UFC fight

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Oh please please please fight UFC style in Vegas and let Joe Rogan host and comment on it with special guest Jordan Peterson.

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