I’ve noticed that whenever we get trolls, they uh, well… they’re not great folks. They’re not sending their best.
In order to help our struggling trolls, I have complied a list of things that make us angry, to give them a head start.
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Claim to be a leftist and then insist Joe Biden is the lesser of two evils that we all need to vote for. Debate this topic calmly and confidently no matter how much you are proven wrong.
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“Although it’s a good thing that Thatcher/Kissanger/Regan is dead, I think it is poor taste to celebrate anyone dying. We are better than this and should respect the dead no matter who they are.”
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On a similar note, civility policing in general is a good way to piss off Hexbear. “Nobody is going to accept the left if we antagonise everyone. Let’s at least try to get along with liberals and change their minds with kindness!”
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Defend the Cybertruck. Defend Elon Musk in general.
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Anything pro-capitalist tbh
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I can’t think of anything else, what do you guys think? Help our poor struggling trolls! (Or maybe that’s just troll singular, we don’t have many. Poor things are starving.)
The whole vote for Biden or how bad things are right now will get worse makes my blood boil.
That’s why it’s number one lol. I can’t think of anything more infuriating.
The best way to annoy hexbears is to go vegan and give me all your money. It works every time, they hate it.
- Hate beanis
Tienanmen square, outdoor cats, vegan, cat salami, dirt owl, John Kerry, Virgil, Bri
@Hurt_Owl@hexbear.net @Shirt_OwI@hexbear.net @Yurt_owl @Flirt_Owl@hexbear.net
You heard them, Owl up!
try to blend in with exaggerated strawman opinions nobody here would sincerely support like “kill all white babies”
I may have skimmed the original post and misunderstood the point of the thread lol… but if you see someone doing some shit like that, it should set off your troll alarm
presumably crackers will microplastic themselves to infertility and we won’t even need to
