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Of course the actual figures for God must be expected to be much higher, since the source is known to be biased in His favour

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Satan has not killed anyone though. Satan was the rebel who got tired of serving under a toxic boss. Hail Satan 😈!!

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I recommend Revolt of the Angels by Anatole France. One of the greatest ‘Romantic Satanist’ pieces out there, and written by a communist no less!

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What about the Great Flood? That must’ve killed hundreds of millions.

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God’s k/d ratio through the years has been insane

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Literal reading of Bible puts Great Flood at 2348 BCE, total population of Earth at this time is roughly estimated to be between 20 to 40 million.

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Not as much as atheists like evil zedong!

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Satan killed people?

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In a bet with god over if Job is only following god because his life is great. Satan asks for god’s permission, then kills Job’s family.

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I don’t really know the Bible but maybe it was in that angel civil war?

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I love the way you refer to the war for heaven lol. “That angel civil war”.

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I legitimately didn’t know it’s name. Not a Christian so I’m not really aware of the terms

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Retirement going great, just chilling out, taking vacations, having fun with the grandkids…

God teleports behind you

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