14 points
Careful! If you tell the truth too much then orange Cheeto man will come and turn the US into a militarist state!
13 points
Four more years! Four more years!
Seriously, though, can we just stop giving Biden his heart pills (or whatever pharmaceutical and/or occult concoction is keeping him alive) and let him go quietly into the night?
11 points
Biden futures are down.
9 points
“Nothing will fundamentally change…” yeah, he kept that fuckin promise, at least if you’re in the ownership class.