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grazed his ear

CW: Blood

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Oh COME ON you had ONE JOB!

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maybe the job was to miss him on purpose :^)

the radical anarchist communist liberal democrat mob tried to kill me, i am justified in doing whatever i want to them when i am reelected with my newly granted supreme court powers

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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God damn it. Why are USAians so bad at assassinating?

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Despite our love of guns, we don’t practice as much as we should

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Bullets aren’t cheap

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Libs can’t even commit to a shot.

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They had to compromise between getting him and not getting him, otherwise they would be an extremist

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Here’s a higher def shot from AP that I stole from reddit:

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liberal driller strikes again

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Something very funny could have happened today but now Trump is going to channel Darth Sidious and become all disfigured as the emperor and do order 66

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They hit my ear, folks, they disfigured me. They disfigured my beautiful ear. But you know what? My resolve, folks, it’s never been stronger!

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Nah, if it was the Liberal Driller there wouldn’t be a soul left alive at that place

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Video if you want to be disappointed at him getting back up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RgEu4Lzcts&t=572s

cw: some blood and Trump

mfer had my hopes up for a minute.

E: happend around 8:22 in.

Also I don’t even care how this makes me sound but sucks that it missed him(grazed his ear) because now I will never finish filling out my bingo card. Security is gonna be super tight going forward.

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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Been a lot cooler if he did

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