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Should have used python. The answer is youme.

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Most languages support concatenation of strings using the + operator. The only mainstream languages I can think of that don’t are PHP (which uses “.”) and low-level languages like C & C++.

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R uses paste0() for some reason

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If you are one and I am one then you plus me is love.

you = 1

me = 1

you + me < 3

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You may try to divide us but we’ll always be as one.

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“undefinedundefined”

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My brain is too mushy to do it myself right now, but I wonder what the result would be if we were to consider the alphabet a base-26 number system and added the numbers that correspond to those letters.

actually, fuck it lets go

me (13),(5)

you (25),(15),(20)

5 + 20 = 25 (y)

13 + 15 = 28 (carry)
28 - 26 = 2 (b)

25 + (carried) 1 = 26 (z)

you + me = zby.

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I feel like javascript would actually do this :P

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